cannot unsee

Hey re­mem­ber when Kirk Cameron had that bizarre Chris­t­ian show where he’d go around with his weird Aus­tralian friend and make peo­ple cry for not be­ing per­fect Chris­tians and they had that web­site where he’d hell­splain that you were a stu­pid hea­then sin­ner if you thought God was lov­ing and good?

Okay,
now re­mem­ber how ON that show they used a ba­nana as the best ex­am­ple of in­tel­li­gent de­sign iron­i­cal­ly un­aware that hu­mans do­mes­ti­cat­ed mod­ern ba­nanas to be per­fect­ly en­gi­neered for con­sump­tion? Clas­sic.

Still with me? Good.

Every fuck­ing time I eat a ba­nana, like mul­ti­ple times a week, I think of that dumb­fuck show and I hate it.

Stu­pid Mike Seavers.
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto: Kirk Cameron/Pyro Pic­tures (we added the glow; seemed like that was miss­ing).

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