back to school blues got you down?

Was a time when all I need­ed was a $29 pleather jack­et and a vial of gas sta­tion cologne. Where did it all go wrong?

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NOW TREND­ING! 90s looks are all the rage this back to school sea­son as boys and girls alike do their best to mim­ic sassy Clin­ton-era style icon David Caru­so.

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I wish Se­in­feld was still on the air so George could be a mem­ber of Die Antwo­ord just so Jer­ry could dead­pan say to him, “So that’s still go­ing on.”

And there’s this.

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Now more than ever, the world needs Norm Mac­Don­ald on its tv in­ter­view shows.

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Taye Dig­gs should use “Hey … I Dig­gs you” (while point­ing with dual fin­ger guns) as a pick up line and it will work on sev­er­al lev­els of Smooth.

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$hillary Hit­ler­in­ton is go­ing 2 mur­der 36% of the vot­ers so she get 100% of the votes !!

Wake up sheep peo­ple !!!!!
 

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I don’t ad­vo­cate vi­o­lence against po­lit­i­cal op­po­nents, but I do hope there’s a mad sci­en­tist in Rudy Giuliani’s neigh­bor­hood look­ing for that miss­ing 3rd per­son to com­plete his cen­tipede.

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Trump:   “I think some­one should shoot Hillary Clin­ton and I am be­ing very clear about that fact when I say it should be with a gun so she is hit with a bul­let from said gun.”

Shitheel Trump Sup­port­er:   “You Lib De­mon­Craps are em­bar­rass­ing your­self. That could mean *any­thing!*”

Will no one stand up and stop this mon­ster?

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I’m not even mad about this one. Go big or go home and what­not.

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Or just drop out. Be a carny. Noth­ing mat­ters any­more.
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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