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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Mon 20 Nov 2017

look fellow bros,

Respecting women isn’t a single achievement and there’s no merit badge for it. We do it because it’s better to not be

Mor

Jason Malmberg
Wed 15 Nov 2017

wack snyder wuuuuuut

“Women’s tums don’t need armor because the magical power of childbearing deflects all weapons like a magical matriarchal force field. It’s, like,

Mor

Jason Malmberg
Tue 14 Nov 2017

today’s hobby

“The crazy thing is that the neighbor has been shooting a lot of bullets lately, hundreds of rounds, large magazines. We made

Mor

Jason Malmberg
Mon 13 Nov 2017

hi wendy

Wendy’s has this new thing where someone comes from behind the counter while you’re eating and sticks a thumb in your chili

Mor

Jason Malmberg
Wed 8 Nov 2017

bloodbath.

“Every SJW in my Twitter feed watching the election results tonight. Find your fire, bitches. We’re burning this mother down.” —Patrick S.

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