chunks of flommus
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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergThu 11 Apr 2024
time to pull out the big guns
“I hope you like really tough, burnt meat and shitty scotch” —Crispin Kott’s vows, which he wrote One of the
Mor 
Jason MalmbergTue 13 Feb 2024
‘but where are the artists? artists are the worst whores of all’
John Cusack, Bill Murray, Hank Azaria, Susan Sarandon, Phillip Baker Hall, John Turturro, Tenacious D, Jack Black, Emily Watson, Paul Giamatti and
Jason MalmbergTue 19 Dec 2023
the fun never ends nor do it begin
Yes, I suppose I could just get caramel corn, but it hits different when it comes out of a tin barrel with
Jason MalmbergMon 27 Nov 2023
real estate vibe
“Baby through the years, you know I’m crying, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh” So much better than The Girl is Mine.
Jason MalmbergThu 2 Nov 2023
ok so hold up.
A queer black artist’s enduring folk song is becoming a modern standard before our eyes and y’all are whining that it’s TOO